emo maiden


a term unique to only one person; the person who originally wrote the “emo maiden” definition. apparently inspired by iron maiden’s vocalist bruce d-ckinson’s tendency to hold high notes in a manner that can be compared to prolonged whining.
i believe iron maiden started the emo trend and i call the band “emo maiden” because i have very little knowledge of music history.
a derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other cr-ppy -ss music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherf-ckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.these punk -ss little b-tches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like iron maiden,guns and roses,and motley crue are as if those bands even rate.iron maiden is a f-cking joke.gnr has no talent.and motley crue are better known as the douche crew or as b-ttley screw to those “in the know” a.k.a. cool people.

synonyms: poser , f-g , emo-f-g , goth , trendies wanna-be’s ,etc.
oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they’re all billy-bad-ss baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.f-ckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullsh-t!!!!!

go listen to mercyful fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

i’ll f-ckin kill all you little f-gs! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says “bad motherf-cker” on it)
it refers to iron maiden because they’re the sh-tty band that started all of this wanna-be/bullsh-t music.

f-ck disco,iron maiden,heavy metal,mtv,rap,emo,goth,anything-“core”,nu metal,old metal,grunge(u know that pearl jam horsesh-t),acapella boy bands,pop wh-r-s and music videos!!!!!

f-ck techno,ecstasy,gangs,fashion,crime,prince and madonna!
emo maiden is f-cking h-m-s-xual opera!

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