emo muffin


the best f-ckin’ m-ffin in the whole wide world. he may be a little wet from tears, but he is still coo’
he likes when people eat him and they are crying.
he loves emo people. that’s why he is called emo m-ffin.
his sister died in a fire (oven) and he has been really emo ever since that terrible day. he knows how to make you emo, and he will always be stomach to remind you that eating causes you to get fat, and fat people don’t make it in life. so don’t eat emo m-ffin, or you will regret it the rest of your life. :'(
person a: “there’s that emo m-ffin. he looks so sad. lets go eat him, and see what happens”
emo m-ffin: “if you eat me, i will make you go anorexic or bulemic; nigguhs!” 🙂
person b: “ohhh no, lets go. that emo m-ffin is crazay!”

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