emo-nerd-wankster


a nerd guy who has a 8.0 gpa and doesn’t have many friends. likes to listen to greenday sh-t and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. months p-ss and he gets shoes from foot locker. soon he buys 3xl ecko shirts when he can only fit medium-large. sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math cl-ss and cuts himself.
”hey nerd u h-lla gay”

nerd: ='(

2 months p-ss

nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks -cry cry- no one understands me -cut cut-

”u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay”

2 months later

nerd: i like this cool kid in my cl-ss time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.

”emo-nerd-w-nkster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid”

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