Emo Sex


intercourse where both emo parties (emo boy, emo girl) – whether it be male/male, female/male – have emotional s-x. likely that both will be wearing scarves, have black hair covering at least one eye, and must be listening to something such as elliott smith, bright eyes, or possibly tbs.
boy: do you want to have emo s-x with me?
girl: sure, but only if i can wear your extra scarf.
sort of like normal s-x, except with a little more angst, tons of happy vodka or some other alcoholic drink, and blasting music in order to keep the moans drowned out, and the people having s-x are usually best friends and both emo people.
emo s-x is fun. go try it.
a sweeter, more romantic form of s-x.not just your average get on ypur knees and f-ck me.oh no. it involves alot of slow kisses.but both parties must be emo.while listening to an emo band. suggested song:i caught fire by the used.
emo s-x is so nice we should try it some time.
emo s-x is s-x between two emo people. usually invoving alot more agnst then normal s-x…people may think emos dont ‘get much’ but belive me they do…emos get alot of -ss indeed.
this is ur tipical emo s-x : emo girl walks in room and finds her emo boyfriend…”wanna have s-x?” says the emo girl fliping her black hair to the side…”sure” says the emo boy…they start kissing and he takes out a condom the emo girl puts the condom on the emo boy… and sticks his c-ck in her…after they both cry…
to have depressed s-x.
s-x for not the pleasure but to p-ss time od depression.
emo’s having s-x

“lets_have_emos-x, im depressed, lets have emo s-x, i need to p-ss my depression, lets have emos-x”
when some one else cuts you
“you’re so good at emo s-x, i’m glade i lost my emo virginityto you”
contrary to popular belief, emos do not actually have “s-x”. in order for emos to reproduce, they must slit their own wrists(sometimes the naughty ones will slit each others) and then exchange blood, thereby releasing emocondriuns into the said “emo”‘s blood stream.
emo guy: hey.. -hair flip- wanna do some nasty emo s-x..?
emo girl: yeah.. sure.. -double hair flip-…
emo guy & girl: -cuts their wrists and exchange blood, walking away crying and wanting to write emoems-

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