Emo Stoner


an emo who hates themselves and the world, and smokes pot to feel better and be happy. we dress emo, but are major stoners. sounds contradictory, but makes sense if you think about it.
i’m always depressed, so i smoke weed all the time to get over it. i’m an emo stoner.

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