emo tearz


pr-nounced “ee-mo teerzz”

not to be confused with emo tears, which is pr-nounced “ee-mo teerss”.

1. a sarcastic phrase used when responding to an emo kid’s emoans when he/she is having an emoment.

2. a phrase an emo kid may use when responding to another emo kid’s emoans. if an emo kid uses this phrase, chances are, he/she is being genuine.
-emo kid 1 is in the corner of the cafeteria, crying-
normal kid 1: what’s wrong with that emo kid?
normal kid 2: spilled his milk.
normal kid 1: spilt milk, huh? emo tearz.

emo kid 1: …and i bleed to show the world the depth of my sadness, but alas, my blood runs unheeded.-cries-
emo kid 2: -sniffle- you’ve got me feeling emo-tions!-sniffles, then cries- oh, emo tearz!!!!

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