Emo Turtle


a shy person who comes out of his/her sh-ll if prompted to. often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.
person 1 : hey, that guy must be a real emo.

person 2 : yeah but he’s an emo turtle. he’ll get up when you crack a nice joke.

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