Emo yoghurt
an emo yoghurt is what one eats when one is rather depressed and caked with lashings of eyeliner. dramatic pauses are very common when eating this particular species of yoghurt.
“oh man, i’ve had such a bad day. i’ll go see if there’s any emo yoghurts in the fridge…”
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