emocake


someone who looks emo from the outside, but conversation points to the fact that the person isn’t.
“that guy is so emo”
“nahh, i’ve talked to him before. he’s fun!”
“sounds like a delicious piece of emocake”
cake that cuts itself.
guy #1: “i can’t find any knives in the break room to cut this cake.”
guy #2: “too bad it’s not emo cake because it would cut itself”
a really emo kid. a kid who dresses emo.
kid 1: have you see mike, the emo kid?
kid 2: yeah he is such an emo cake!

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