emocean


1.the greatest of all bodies of emo

2.the ocean that only the most wretched of souls meander.

3.a sea of a soul crushing, crushing abyss
“im wallowing in the pool of my own self loathing”
“don’t wallow too far in the deep end, that’s adult swim only”
“im 20 now i can swim in the emocean if i want to”

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