Emocone
d1: a lonely, emo pinecone that is at least five feet away from any other pinecones.
d2: also an exclamation used to break awkward slences, ending in a small fit of maniacal laughter (usually by the same person who screamed it)
d1: hey!!! look at all those emocones!
d2: -awkward silence when hanging out with one’s friends-
cool person: emocone!!!
friend: what the h-ll?!
cool person: hahahahahahahaahahahahahahah!!!
-dies from insane laughter while a large amount of blood flows from their mouth-
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