emofaggotry
emotive hardcore punk rock h-m-s-xuality at its finest and wrist slashing
x: dude, i’m so gay for hawthorne heights that i cut my wrist and jerk off at the same time while bleeding to death… the world hates me.
y: i don’t think you have a life. enjoy you emof-ggotry
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