emofunnel
this word is pr-nounced like emotional, but the “sh” in emotional is replaced with an “f” sound in emofunnel, which is a combination of emotional and funnel and describes a person who is not only emotional but also likes to draw others into her or his web of emotions in the manner of a vortex or a spider lures prey to the inner linings of its web. like a liquid into a funnel, you are too far in once you’re involved with an emofunnel. it can be an adjective or a noun.
–did sheila tell you her sob story about how she spilled milk on her wedding dress?
–yeah, how ironic is that, that she’s crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. she loves that cr-p.
–she is such an emofunnel. (or, alternatively, one could say, she is so emofunnel.)
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