Emoitry
bad poetry written by emo people.
emo pete just wrote some new emoitry:
“oh foul goaste
thou mocks me at every turn
your gape becomes the horror
in which i attempt to escape
but no avail…”
then i punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling “oww! my self-confidence!”
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