emojism


a new monotheistic religion practiced in many parts of the world by many different races. followers of emoj-sm believe that the true prophet of the world is the 😈, a powerful being also known as ‘the devil’ by many christians. haters of emoj-sm are usually impaled with useless colored pencils in the eyeb-lls as a punishment.
judge: why did you kill that man?
man: he was a hater of emoj-sm
judge: oh fair enough
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