Emonese


a strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger tw-ng of american accent on emonese.
emo 1: omj those skinny jeans rock
emo 2: you’re soooo right
emo 1: nick jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

person 1: look at those emos over there they’re speaking emonese
person 2: f-ggots

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