Emonic


a cross between emo and demonic, for they are actually one in the same. that’s deep maan. real deep.
emo guy: “oh man. oh man. my girlbuddi just broke up with me. i think i need to lay in my closet for a while, listen to muse, and slit my wrists to let my emotions out.”

normal guy: “oh man. oh man. you are so emonic….”
v. 1. lyrics to emotional music (emo). 2. description of how the “emo scene” communicates .
1. heart wound healing’s new alb-m had some great emonics.

2. kid 1 – you cut your wrists?

kid 2 – yea, down the river and across the tracks.
used to describe something that is/kinda is “emo”.
joe is so emonic.

this song is kinda emonic.
when electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings…
1 – “d-mn kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again.”
“that sucks dave, friggin’ thing must be emonic”

2 – “honey!!!, the microwaves not working again”
“i know, d-mned things emonic, lets just get a new one.”
a new language / dialect born exclusively out of use of instant messaging protocols such as aim or yahoo instant messenger — when the initial letters of words in a popular phrase are brought together to abbreviate said phrase. the word stems from the word ebonics — an african american dialect made popular in urban ghettos.

examples of emonic phrases:
1) lol : laughing out loud
2) lmao: laughing my a– off
3) omg: oh my g-d
4) etc.
the quickest way to tell her how funny she was was to use the emonic lmao. she got the point.

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