emoticon-encrypted
when your mother sends you a text message containing a string of indecipherable emoticons that make no sense but that she believes actually translate into a complete sentence from the english language or at least an organized thought that most readers can interpret and fully understand, but of course, don’t.
you: “thanks, mom! love you!” mom’s text reply: “😁😱😜🎁” you reply: “emoticon-encrypted. no f-cking clue.”
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