emoticondom
a virtual prophylactic to be provided to those internet users who make excessive use of ’emoticons’. like a ‘condom’ the emoticondom should be used to shield others from the continuous stream of emoticons coming from your keyboard.
original web use:
escape velocity magazine v1 ebook pg.32, c.2007
first twitter use:
7:06 am jun 24th, 2009 via tweetdeck
chat example:
user a: 8)
user b: can i help you?
user a: 8====(3
user b: sorry?
user a: \(^_^)/
user b: someone please get this idiot an emoticondom before something gets on my face.
twitter:
i need an “emoticondom” today. i will not use the smiley, winky, googly, or the homer simpson emoticon today. ok… maybe homer. ( 8(1)
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