emotional cleanse
when you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. the depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
“are you okay?”
“i’m okay, i just really need an emotional cleanse”
“oh yeah, me too. i usually do it every night before i go to sleep”
“that sounds really unhealthy”
“f-ck i forgot you’re a doctor, why are all my friends doctors”
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