gutter hanger
a piece of sh-t, generally the size of a christmas light, stuck to your furry -ss crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife’s nail clippers.
wife:. why do my nail clippers smell like a taco bell restroom?
husband:. i’m not sure. i can tell you with the utmost certainty it’s not because i had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.
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