emotional ninja


a person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. this behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
i thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn’t turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.

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