emotional tofu


(noun): similar to the food product tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, emotional tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

seen mostly in white, middle/upper cl-ss, priveledged, social justice warriors when they’re trying to justify their political views. typically identified by using sentences that start with “i have a friend who..”
veteran: yeah i think the inroads made in iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with isil’s rise

emotional tofu: no it isn’t! no! you don’t understand. i have friend. he was in iraq. he caught ptsd and that’s why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because f-ck you trump!

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