emotitease
the act of your so texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through irl.
i just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but i know that she will be asleep by the time i get home. she is such an emot-tease.
Read Also:
- ziploc state
any state where marijuana is not legal, and you get it from a dealer not a dispensary; most oftentimes delivered in a baggy. man i wish i could just go down to a dispensary to pick up my weed, but i live in a ziploc state so i have to call my dealer.
- jiggle titties
a word shouted on a construction site to notify all in the immediate area that your fat-ss boss has showed up. charlie! jiggle t-tties!
- meadowside halls
the best student accommodation in dundee. everywhere else is the equivalent of sleeping in pig sh-t compared to this place. “they stay in meadowside halls so they are obviously better people than us, we are w-nkers”
- trumpflustered
any person who is upset with president trump to the point of having an apoplexy . he’s so trumpfl-stered he’s gonna stroke out!
- feews
combination of feelings and news – social media. a sickening and pathetic way to learn about the way the world is through social media considering people who use it lie, exaggerate, and ignore the facts. dude: i don’t listen to hoagie anymore. he don’t know squat. guy: why’s that? dude: he gets all his information […]