emownage
getting your -ss beat by a bunch of emo kids…sometimes with lightsabers.
“so i look across the parking lot and see a white volkswagen van speeding towards us. it pulled to a stop about 15 feet away from us, and what i saw then will haunt my dreams forever. all the doors on the van opened up and out poured 7 emos wielding lightsabers. they rushed my friends and beat their -sses to the curb. then, as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone…it was pure emownage.”
getting your -ss beat by a bunch of emo kids…sometimes with lightsabers.
“so i look across the parking lot and see a white volkswagen van speeding towards us. it pulled to a stop about 15 feet away from us, and what i saw then will haunt my dreams forever. all the doors on the van opened up and out poured 7 emos wielding lightsabers. they rushed my friends and beat their -sses to the curb. then, as suddenly as they appeared, they were gone…it was pure emownage.”
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