Employer


the incompetent douche bag you are hired to slave for. this “unit” (meaning durh brain) is the most incompetent employee on the premises. being unable to get things organised properly, spell, use a cash register, they leave the heavy work to female employees resulting in them scoring upper back strain and putting them into an emotional state of spite and distain. they enjoy blaming others for their mistakes. they are the least popular person in the workplace because of their -rs-hole behaviour.
employer to female employee: “would you be able to move that lounge.”

female employee thinks: omg!!!!!

employer: “would you be able to put the umbrella up?” (cafe style umbrella- weights a f-ckin’ tonne)

if you want it done, do it your f-ckin’ self!
an employer is another word used for when calling somebody a boss. this word can be used to descride someone who is a boss (in the good way) or someone who is jus awsome.
“wow, ryan your such an employer!!”

“thanks bro”

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