emptiness

the feeling, or rather the lack of it that one wishes to fulfill but can never/most of the time seem to get it right.

by the common standards of this website (aka s-xual references everywhere) when you are having a great w-nk and you feel so f-cking good but the moment after you -rg-sm, everything is gone (quite literally).
1]taken from the song uzbekistan by the sound of animals fighting:

they’re defecting us
they’re extracting us
the world owes me nothing, it’s given me a great deal
is this emptiness part of being human?

2]dan decided that instead of joining his colleagues on a sat-rday night, he’d spend his time on his room w-nking instead.

as soon as he hit ctrl + shift + n, he typed directly on the browser’s url bar the key words: “kelly divine -n-l” and proceeded to produce a monologue whilst touching his genitals.
“-omg, she’s too hot, holy sh-t, holy f-ck, hooooooooooooooooooooooooly…… oh”
after ejaculating, all the temporary excitement seemed to vanish as dan withered in a strange lack of all the good feelings he was experimenting.
is this emptiness part of being human?

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