Empty net goal


the act of having s-x with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current s-xual activity.
paul: did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

simms: yeah took one home. not much of a looker. needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

or..
simms: yeah i potted an empty net goal. my season totals were looking sad this year and i need to pad the stats.

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