empty netter


a girl who is easy. like a scoring a goal on an empty net
“did you see that chick i hooked up with last night!”
“yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!”
“nah man she was an empty netter”
“scooorrreeee”
a humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. an empty netter is often a s-x-related comment.
when my girlfriend said i never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that i know what goes into her mouth.

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