Empty Packet squatting
noun;
the act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
joe: aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
tom: yeah i know dude, you’ve been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
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