emptytrash


pejorative noun used to describe food that consists largely of empty calories with minimal nutritional content. usually artificially constructed using enriched white flour and refined sugar, the m-ssive proliferation of cheap emptytrash has led to a nationwide obesity epidemic in the united states.
“man, this company meeting had donuts, cookies, and m-ffins everywhere, nothing but emptytrash. what do i need to do to get a piece of fruit around here?”

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