EMS&DMF


“eat my sh-te & die m-th- f-cka!”
used in online gaming.

also see: ems
dmf
noob: i see you coming. (not realizing that it’s just a setup.)
noob: (goes for the bait) ah-ha i got’cha!
noob: what do you have to say about yourself now???
(noob, base gets nuked!)
repo: ems&dmf!
noob: help.

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