Emster
a person that is not emo, nor hipster, but merely a mixture of both.
friend 1: dude, my cousin got a new haircut.
friend 2: how does he/she look now?
friend 1: she kinda looks emster now.
friend 2: cool? i guess.
-emo/gangster
-emo + gangster = emster
-someone who looks one way but is really the other way
-a wannabe of these two things
he is such an idiot, therefore an emster.
katie and chrissy are these so called emsters.
an emo/gangster
-someone who can dress both parts and get away with it
-emo + gangster = emster
someone who dresses one of either ways and is really the other way
“look at that emster, they are so fake”
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