EMTAF
acronym for a love interest who isn’t ready to take on the t-tle and possible expectations that come with girlfriend. letters in emtaf stand for “exclusive, more than a friend”.
both parties turn down other people’s date offers while sailing under the emtaf flag.
two syllables, pr-nounced em’-taff: start with dorthy’s auntie em, and end with the first part of the word taffy. sleight emphasis on first syllable.
“afraid of what i might ask of a girlfriend, she said she will be my emtaf.”
“i don’t mind being stuck at emtaf for a while, i just don’t want her dating other guys!”
“i know that ttt but how long is she going to just be my emtaf?”
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