EMU Penis Tower
the large phallic tower at the center of eastern michigan university’s campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are f-cked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most emu graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-s-xual.
yo andrew did you see the emu p-n-s tower at the center of campus? yea, i was going to try to suck it, but i just used the glory hole at the ymca instead.
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