emu
a leet -ss bird renowned for stalking j-panese tourists in the australian highlands.
also well known for b-tch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:’hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.’
emu:’f-ckin bigidy bam!’
at1:’ holy sh-t that d-mn walking bird just b-tch smacked my -ss!’
emu!
emus…the coolest bird in the world
the animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
emus rock
i saw an emu at the zoo
it was planning it’s attack on humanity
one of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid.
you: “god, what’s your problem emu kid?”
emo: “it’s called emo! n-body understands! -cry-”
a bad-ss ostrich
that emu ruffles my feathers.
1. a large flightless bird that once kicked my -rs-. true story, happened at alma park zoo in brisbane, australia. very f-cking nasty claws.
me: “when i was 7 i got my -rs- handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu”
random: “thats awesome”
me “what the h-ll is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person”
(awkward silence)
a flightless bird belonging to a bird group called ‘rat-tes.’ it is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) and is native to australia.
i went to the zoo and saw an emu.
a male teenager who pretends to live the “emo” lifestyle for the sole reason of meeting emo girls.
tim donned his emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.
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