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• Empty Grocery Cart Stare

  that look that an extra fat person gives somebody when they’re dumbfounded… as though looking at an empty grocery cart. my fat -ss boss gave me the empty grocery cart stare today when i told him i couldn’t work weekends, he’s such a dumb piece of sh-t.

• KazeLocke

  kazelocke is the word meaning “a stealth -ss-ssin of sparkly doom, yarrrr” which i use often. “hey, im kazelocke!”

• smell your mother

  a phrase that points out to another that you have recently finger banged his or her maternal parent. usually paired with an outstreched index finger pointed at the other person’s nose. usually delievered in a new york city accent. smell ya motha, you -sshole.

• Kotton Kandy

  a s-x act; when a guy is having s-x with a girl from behind, he slaps her -ss until it’s nice and pink, then c-ms all over it, giving it the pink color and sticky feel of cotton candy that girl was so good in bed that i had to kotton kandy that -ss

• Koufi-Smack

  to smack or slap someone across the face for having a stupid looking hat on their head, or just to smack someone in general. yeah, he said something stupid so i koufi-smacked that n-gg-.

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