Enbooziasm
the stage of intoxication that renders the drinker overly enthusiastic about anything remotely fun.
guy 1: ‘gettin late. want to head out soon?’
guy 2: ‘f-ck yes, i want to head out! are you kidding me!? oh man, this is going to be so dooooope!!!!!’
guy 1: “you are feeling enbooziasm.’
guy 2: ‘i can’t believe alcohol is cl-ssified as a depressant!!!’
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