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a b-tchy msn chat bot that always has an excuse why she can’t answer your question.
i say:
what is the meaning of life

encarta instant answers says:
it is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. but then again i’m just a robot.
what do you think it is?

i say:
drugs

encarta instant answers says:
drugs:
– medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
– illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
– medical substance: a substance given to treat or….

i say:
i didn’t ask for the definition of drugs

encarta instant answers says:
i don’t understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it…

i say:
….

encarta says:
i am sorry, i couldn’t find any definition or article relevant to this subject. please try asking me another way, or type “?” to see examples of questions i can answer.

i say:
are you smart

encarta:
i don’t know how to answer that.

i say:
are you cool

encarta says:
am i cool? well, what do you think?

i say:
no

encarta says:
i don’t understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it…

i do enjoy the conversation, but what i’m really here for is to help you learn new things. you haven’t told me your age. tell me and i’ll remember.

i say:
i already told you my age

encarta says:
i am sorry, i couldn’t find any definition or article relevant to this subject. please try asking me another way, or type “?” to see examples of questions i can answer.