encyclopaedia metallum


a heavy metal forum that has perhaps the largest collection of pr-cks and/or douchebags. dominated by pseudo intellectuals and nerds that have nothing better to do but congregate with other morons about their favorite br00tal music. they give a very bad image to metalheads.
everyone there seems to have the exact same ideology on numerous subjects, such as the existence of aliens “out there”. go try trolling them, you’ll see how pathetic and stupid they really are.
troll: hey, your favorite bands blow.

bas-m-nt monkey (any admin on encyclopaedia metallum, really): rage rage rage rage rage

troll: ever stopped to think why your band is so “under ground”? maybe it’s because so few people like it since it’s a sh-tty band?

army of bas-m-nt monkeys (all other forum members): rage rage rage

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