End Table Ass


a girl with an applebottom, or huge -ss so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks
i put my beer on donna’s end table -ss while i was h-tting it from the back
an -ss that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table -ss. i was like nom nom nom
an -ss that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table -ss. i was like nom nom nom

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