endless whipe
1. after sh-tting, no matter how much toilet paper you use, theres always more to whipe… seemingly endless.
2. caused by sticky sh-t from high fat, low fiber diets. no matter how much you whipe, the thick yet thin, sticky poo will stick to your b-tt whipe after whipe creating the feeling of an endless whipe.
a. caused by high fat low/non-fiber intake.
i don’t know whats going on man?! it seems like i’m getting the endless whipe every few days!
a friend told me a good way to get rid of the endless whipe is to wet the toilet paper with water before you whipe. i tried that but it still never ends!
the only way to end the endless whipe… is with your brother’s washcloth.
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