enfartment
enfartment: this occurs when one is in the shower and surprise farts. within seconds, the steam arises and the stench engulfs the nostrils, making it difficult to escape.
miley cyrus (shaving her legs): uh oh. (a squeezed sound erupts) i’m so sorry, dad!
billy ray cyrus (shampooing his hair w/ squinted eyes): oh, no! enfartment! you’re sleeping alone tonight!
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