flaccinating
something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner’s body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the p-n-s to become flaccid. although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.
brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.
we were just about to have s-x when donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.
i was blind sighted and flaccinated when kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.
an action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause ron jeremy to lose a rock hard b-n-r. not fascinating at all…
“i really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand.”
that is so flaccinating!
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