England Header Rule
enough of this bullsh-t irony.
in euro 2004, the only person sol campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was -his own team-mate- – i.e. john terry.
urs meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.
the so-called “england header rule” is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our football team.
a rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn’t matter if a player is committing common -ssault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a “foul”), the headed goal is legitimate because an england player scored from it – because, as we all know, england deserve to win every match they’r ein because they’r ebetter than everyone. any referee that doesn’t know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.
sol campbell vs argentina, 1998.
sol campbell vs portugal, 2004.
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