English buttplay
when phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. he asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his f-nny while pleasures himself. you hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. this won’t be you’re last time.
english b-ttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets
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