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a cl-ss that teaches students about the english language. during the early years, english is a very useful, important, and most of all fun cl-ss. by middle school, however, english cl-ss becomes a redundant cl-ss where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. by high school, the fun and useful cl-ss has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over–n-lysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. high school english is the period where many idiots get the impression that shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in ever and that no significant literature has been published since the late victorian era.
an average english cl-ss:
english teacher: today kids, we’re going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before i start fellating shakespeare!
students: hooray!
possibly the gayest cl-ss on earth after 7-8th grade (pre grade 7-8 very useful cl-ss). a cl-ss where one has to over -n-lysis ever little detail in a play, story, essay etc.

marks are solely based off what kind of teacher you have. you can have the teacher that really doesn’t care that much and will give a mark of 80%+ for doing jack sh-t. or you can have the kind of teacher that over -n-lysis’ ever sentence of your essay and as a result will reward you with a sh-tty mark (eg 60%) even though you spent hours on the essay.

the final years of english (grade 11&12 especially 12)is, for some reason, the most important cl-ss to take and is technically the only “true” prerequisite for university or college (being that you can get into uni/college programs with only english and no need for math or the sciences and every uni/college program requires english).

in conclusion, english cl-ss can either be a walk through the park or h-ll on earth for 5 months. either way it requires you to over -n-lysis ever little detail in plays, essays, stories etc. and make up bullsh-ted thesis’ and thematic statements that no one gives a rats -ss about. it will usually become your most hated cl-ss (doesn’t matter what teacher you have) because of the overall stupidity of it and the lack of actual knowledge gained.
average teenage male after reading hamlet in english cl-ss:

atm: wow, that was the gayest piece of sh-t i’ve ever read…

high school english teacher conversation:

cl-ss a student: hey, what’d you get on your essay, i got 90%

cl-ss b student: 60% and i spent 4 hours on it i have a hard-ss teacher

cl-ss a student: lol i spent an hour and got 90%, i think it’s because my teacher doesn’t care though lol….

after 5 months of grade 12 english:

bob: hey what do you learn in english this year

fred: nothing, just like the previous years.
another stupid cl-ss.
you start off the year, doing easy sh-t like a review or some sh-t, but by september or october, you’re being forced to read some gay-ss book written in 1950 about some 11 year old f-ggot who got lost on an island or some sh-t. most people don’t give enough f-cks to actually read the godd-mn book, and use spark notes and wikipedia to write their essay. you get more homework then in any other cl-ss. the average homework for a 7th-10th grader consists of reading some sh-t book, writing some sh-t essay, doing some sh-t worksheets or filling in sh-t answers on your spelling book. over all, this cl-ss sucks, the homework sucks and school sucks.

and to make sh-t worse, there is zero f-cking things to learn in english cl-ss.
if you’re ever forced to take this cl-ss, well, sucks for you. i just flunk the godd-mn english cl-ss.
worse torture than math cl-ss.
person 1: this is soooo haaard.

person 2: what? math cl-ss?

person 1: no, english cl-ss.

person 2: i feel for ya buddy…
the cl-ss in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of complete bullsh-t. you gotta -n-lyse the sh-t out of those poems and you gotta learn the sh-t out of those plays.
friend 1: yo i got english cl-ss next.

friend 2: pahahahahah, good luck mate.
the calss where you sit in the computer lab doing absolutely nothing!!!also a time to eat and go on facebook and try to find new ways of getting onto msn and other sites like that since they blocked ebuddy etc….
jenna says(in a text)- “i am so bored..”
lauren replies (in a text)- “oh you have an english cl-ss then?”
jenna replies “yupp and the teacher won’t let me work on a computer because ren and i were talking too much…and because i am not in dress code ;p”
lauren replies- “oh jenna you are so hard core”