English Dick


as observed by nicola, english d-cks are generally smaller in size, thinner in diameter than its continental counterparts, albeit not a bad option.
guy: how was the s-x last night?

girl: it’s alright, cant complain about an english d-ck

guy: so u didnt like it?

girl: well i’ll still suck it cuz it fits better than a huge one

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