English Lit


a terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy cl-ssroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the english language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and urban dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: oh god no, id rather eat my own sh-t.

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