English Toothpaste
english toothpaste: definition: when a partner during -n-l s-x gets “sh-t d-ck” then takes the object out of the -n-s of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner’s teeth. derivation: comes from the belief about the english having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
two guys are talking about how “nasty” their girlfriends are:
tim: “my girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night.”
tj: “f-ck that, thats not nasty. nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her english toothpaste.”
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